Offensive Snowball Maker
Offensive Snowball Maker
- Makes perfectly shaped middle-finger snowballs
- Just scoop, press and pop one out
- Keeps your gloves out of the snow
- The funniest gift under the tree this year
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How It Works
How It Works
The Offensive Snowballs™ Snowball Maker is a hinged mold that turns a handful of snow into a snowball shaped like a middle finger.
Scoop up some packable snow, squeeze the handles shut, then open it up and pop out your masterpiece.
Line them up on the porch, stick one on a car windshield or start the most disrespectful snowball fight on the block.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Orders are typically processed within 2-4 business days.
Delivery times vary by location, but we'll keep you updated every step of the way.
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email to follow its journey right to your doorstep.
Money-Back Guarantee
Money-Back Guarantee
At Offensive Snowballs™ your satisfaction matters. Try it for 30 days, and if it isn't the right fit, contact our team for a refund in line with our returns policy.
Why Everyone Wants One
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Perfect Shape Every Time
Every snowball comes out with the finger loud and clear.
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Seconds To Make
Scoop, press, pop. Make a whole army before they notice.
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Gag Gift Gold
The present that wins white elephant and gets passed around all night.
How it works
Three steps to pure disrespect.
No skill required. If you can make a regular snowball, you can make one of these.
1. Scoop
Fill both sides with packable snow.
2. Press
Squeeze the handles to pack it tight.
3. Pop
Open it up and admire your work.
The gift nobody saw coming
Win white elephant. Every single year.
Socks and candles get forgotten. This gets unwrapped, passed around the room and fought over until someone steals it.
Stocking stuffer
Small, cheap laughs
White elephant
The one they steal
Secret Santa
For the funny coworker
Snow day essential
Snowball fights just got personal.
Say what you really think without saying a word. Leave one on the porch, the mailbox or your buddy’s windshield and let it do the talking.
- Middle finger shape, loud and clear
- Works with any packable snow
- Hinged mold with easy-grip handles
- Light enough to bring anywhere
- Rinse and reuse all winter
How it compares
Not your average snowball.
| Us | Bare hands | Basic maker | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Says what you’re thinking | ✓ Yes | ✕ No | ✕ No |
| Perfect shape every time | ✓ Yes | ✕ No | ✓ Yes |
| Keeps your hands dry | ✓ Yes | ✕ No | ✓ Yes |
| Gets a laugh every time | ✓ Yes | ✕ No | ✕ No |
| Makes the neighbors talk | ✓ Yes | ✕ No | ✕ No |
FAQ
What kind of snow works best?
Wet, packable snow, the kind that’s good for snowmen. Powdery snow won’t hold its shape as well, so wait for a slightly warmer day or pack it a little tighter.
Is it hard to use?
Not at all. Fill both sides with snow, squeeze the handles together and open it up. That’s it.
Is this a good gift?
It’s one of the best gag gifts out there. Perfect for white elephant, Secret Santa, stockings or anyone with a good sense of humor.
How do I clean it?
Just rinse it with water and let it dry before you put it away.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get an email with your tracking number so you can follow it all the way to your door.
What if it’s not for me?
You’re covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee. Contact our team within 30 days and we’ll help you with a refund in line with our returns policy.
